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billbutlicker:

tastefullyoffensive:

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whoever made this i love you so much

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cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT JUST TO DO THIS AND I WAS NOT DISSAPPOINTED

new skill acquired

omg.. I was looking for this.
i stopped drawing, got up and tried it out…….. it fucking worked. .___. 
what kinda of black magic is this e A e;

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+ facts-i-just-made-up: 8-tec: facts-i-just-made-up: Xbox One Controller Features Biometric Security In an attempt to quell the bad publicity generated by certain E3 announcements, Microsoft has announced a second round of features for the Xbox One, starting with its controller. Most technologically advanced of these features are the biometrics. Both thumbsticks feature fingerprint readers that can instantly recognize the player. This will not only allow users to sign in with a simple touch, but for the system to deny access to unregistered players who haven’t paid the guest charge. Pretty high tech stuff, but not the centerpiece of the new controller when it comes to functionality. The “Impulse Trigger” rumble motors will provide a new level of depth to gameplay. While the concept of a rumble pack goes all the way back to StarFox 64, the new Impulse system goes farther than any system to date to become one with the player. The trigger buttons both feature several tiny needles that (painlessly) penetrate the player’s fingers to deliver intense (painful) electrical shocks, while simultaneously sampling DNA and minor changes in blood chemistry that will let the game change to better fit the mood and, says Microsoft, even the ethnicity of the player. “We at Microsoft feel that the best Xbox games should be reserved only for the Aryan race,” said spokesman Francis Sham, “As most games will prove too demanding for degenerate bloodlines or “Mudbloods” as we call them, the controller will deny them access to most of our early releases. We still intend to cater to these audiences of course, and will be releasing games designed for them down the road that have been simplified for their inferior minds. Though this biometric system will be included in all Xbox One controllers, the modifications will prove costly so all previously ordered consoles will be shipped without any controllers, which will be sold separately for $299 each. The consoles won’t work without them and Microsoft is only manufacturing 700 in time for the release, so order yours today! “to deny access to unregistered players who haven’t paid the guest charge” you have to fucking pay to just be a guest that is just asinine!  That’s not even the half of it. The guest charge isn’t billed to you, the recognition software actually figures out who you are and deducts it straight from your bank. So basically you can just be in the same room as people playing Xbox One and automatically lose money. The billing rate is apparently $4.99/half hour with an added “Happy hour” charge of $12.99 if the system detects that you’re having fun. The suggested course of action by the NSA (Which is investigating the legality of Microsoft’s plans) is to simply shun anyone who buys an Xbox One, don’t go to their houses at all, don’t even speak to anyone who buys one of these things and protect your family from the facial recognition scanners. From the official statement by NSA Spokesman Kevin Dodson, “Just lock up yo kids, yo wife, and yo husband cause they scanning everyone out there.”

facts-i-just-made-up:

8-tec:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Xbox One Controller Features Biometric Security

In an attempt to quell the bad publicity generated by certain E3 announcements, Microsoft has announced a second round of features for the Xbox One, starting with its controller.

Most technologically advanced of these features are the biometrics. Both thumbsticks feature fingerprint readers that can instantly recognize the player. This will not only allow users to sign in with a simple touch, but for the system to deny access to unregistered players who haven’t paid the guest charge.

Pretty high tech stuff, but not the centerpiece of the new controller when it comes to functionality. The “Impulse Trigger” rumble motors will provide a new level of depth to gameplay. While the concept of a rumble pack goes all the way back to StarFox 64, the new Impulse system goes farther than any system to date to become one with the player. The trigger buttons both feature several tiny needles that (painlessly) penetrate the player’s fingers to deliver intense (painful) electrical shocks, while simultaneously sampling DNA and minor changes in blood chemistry that will let the game change to better fit the mood and, says Microsoft, even the ethnicity of the player.

“We at Microsoft feel that the best Xbox games should be reserved only for the Aryan race,” said spokesman Francis Sham, “As most games will prove too demanding for degenerate bloodlines or “Mudbloods” as we call them, the controller will deny them access to most of our early releases. We still intend to cater to these audiences of course, and will be releasing games designed for them down the road that have been simplified for their inferior minds.

Though this biometric system will be included in all Xbox One controllers, the modifications will prove costly so all previously ordered consoles will be shipped without any controllers, which will be sold separately for $299 each. The consoles won’t work without them and Microsoft is only manufacturing 700 in time for the release, so order yours today!

“to deny access to unregistered players who haven’t paid the guest charge”

you have to fucking pay to just be a guest that is just asinine! 

That’s not even the half of it. The guest charge isn’t billed to you, the recognition software actually figures out who you are and deducts it straight from your bank. So basically you can just be in the same room as people playing Xbox One and automatically lose money.

The billing rate is apparently $4.99/half hour with an added “Happy hour” charge of $12.99 if the system detects that you’re having fun.

The suggested course of action by the NSA (Which is investigating the legality of Microsoft’s plans) is to simply shun anyone who buys an Xbox One, don’t go to their houses at all, don’t even speak to anyone who buys one of these things and protect your family from the facial recognition scanners. From the official statement by NSA Spokesman Kevin Dodson, “Just lock up yo kids, yo wife, and yo husband cause they scanning everyone out there.”

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punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

(via morphinginthepuhsea)
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brook:

the main MGS actors in the same room doing an interview

beautiful

(Source: videogamedad)

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lmaoo

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gregy9175:

“Alright… so, stick with 360, that’s your message if people don’t like it?” — Geoff Keighley

Lol. I’m still sticking with Xbox!

I dont even know what to say to you lol

(Source: luigivanpeebles)

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nahchillhomebro:

enemy0gene:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

morbi:

petitpanda:

“If you’re not in any of these 21 countries, you won’t be able to authenticate your discs”

Guess you’re fucked if you’re from anywhere that Microsoft doesn’t consider “first world”. A console for the ONE%…

How fucking boneheaded do you have to be to think this is a good idea

is this fucking real. because according to the xbox 1 map japan isnt even highlighted

Here we go, it confirms it on xbox.com

Supported regions:

  • Australia
  • Austria
  • Belgium
  • Brazil
  • Canada
  • Denmark
  • Finland
  • France
  • Germany
  • Ireland
  • Italy
  • Mexico
  • Netherlands
  • New Zealand
  • Norway
  • Russia
  • Spain
  • Sweden
  • Switzerland
  • United Kingdom
  • United States

HAHAHAHA XBOX YOU’VE FUCKED UP SO HARD

Amazing.
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